Bookkeeping Cleanup
We convert “miscellaneous mystery expenses” into actual categories before they multiply.
What We Do
Accounting services, but with better jokes.
Tax Preparation
Federal, state, and local filings prepared with precision, review, and only tasteful amounts of glitter.
Business Advisory
Cash flow, forecasting, and KPI dashboards that help you stop making decisions by horoscope.
Unicorn-Level Compliance
Sales tax, payroll, estimated taxes, and reminders delivered before the deadline stampedes.
Our Method
The four-step Unicorn Reconciliation™ process.
- Gather: We collect statements, invoices, receipts, and the occasional coffee-stained scroll.
- Sort: Transactions are classified, matched, and de-goblinized.
- Review: We check for errors, missed deductions, and suspiciously emotional office supply purchases.
- Advise: You get clear next steps, not a 47-tab spreadsheet named “final_FINAL_v8.”
Receipts Rescued
12,842
Ledger Goblins Defeated
98%
Average Sparkle Compliance
AAA+
Packages
Pick your level of fiscal enchantment.
Foal
$199+
Basic tax prep for straightforward returns.
Majestic
$499+
Tax prep plus bookkeeping review and planning notes.
Mythical CFO
Custom
Monthly advisory, dashboards, forecasts, and strategic nerd magic.
Contact
Ready to make your books less terrifying?
Email hello@unicornledger.example or call (555) 012-3456.
Disclaimer: This is a humorous demo website. Unicorns are not licensed CPAs unless properly credentialed.